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MASTERING THE ART OF MALE SUPREMACY
- $8.00
Before you can succeed in
your career, you must first establish
your authority at home. Let Andy Kane
show you how he did it so you can let
your wife know who is boss! For
entertainment purposes only. 5 1/2
x 8 1/2, softcover, illus., 72 pp. |
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NO WAITING! -
$15.00
In this hilarious guide to
getting what you want and getting it
right now, Andy Kane (Care and Feeding
of Tenants, Tenant’s Revenge) gives you
his tried-and-true methods for
outsmarting the people standing between
you and the good life. Learn how to
speed up contractors, repairmen and
deliverymen; get immediate service in
emergency rooms; shave valuable time off
everyday errands; and park in the
closest spot without being towed. Kane
also shares his tricks for dodging
people bent on wasting your time,
planning your day for top productivity,
doubling up chores to create spare time
and delegating to kids, family, friends
and strangers. Life is short, and those
who know how to use their allotted time
to its best advantage are the ones
having the most fun. Read this book and
you’ll be one of them! For entertainment
purposes only. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover,
illus., 112 pp. |
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OUT OF BUSINESS-
$12.00
Force a Company, Business, or
Store to Close Its Doors…For Good!
Sometimes playing by the rules isn't
good enough. When filing a formal
complaint, asking for your money back,
and engaging in healthy competition just
don't do the trick, you need to take
serious action. This book arms you with
101 ways to derail, deflate and destroy
your target business. And if you want to
protect your own business, this book is
the best insurance policy you'll ever
buy. Whether you're looking to cripple
an international conglomerate because of
their offensive politics or shut down
the mom-and-pop store that's been
ripping off people in your neighborhood,
you'll find the techniques here. For
information purposes only. 5 1/2 x
8 1/2, softcover, 290 pp. |
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PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
- $22.95
Or How I Found Goddess And What I
Did To Her When I Found Her.
One of the great books of our time,
Principia Discordia is the official
bible of the most relevant religion ever
conceived, Discordianism. This legendary
underground classic contains absolutely
everything worth knowing about
absolutely anything, including The Law
of Fives, The Gospel According to Fred,
The Five Apostles of Eris and The Book
of Uterus. Discordianism is the religion
for these screwed-up times, and
Principia Discordia reveals it here for
your enlightenment, confusion and
entertainment. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover,
illus., 104 pp. |
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RAGNARS TALL TALES
- $10.00
America’s favorite survivalist
author dips into his memories to bring
you some of his fondest—and
funniest—yarns about hunting, fishing,
and the backwoods life, told as only
Ragnar can. You’ll love this glimpse at
the pranks and mishaps that shaped this
practical modern survivalist. As Ragnar
says, “Thanks to all the do-gooder
regulations, we aren’t supposed to set
off dynamite, hunt boars, shoot crows,
or anything,” yet that’s just what he
and his friends did, and these are the
most entertaining true stories of their
escapades over the years. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2,
softcover, 80 pp. |
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SALOON SURVIVAL
- $13.00
Do you enjoy killing time in
bars? Learn how to keep that time from
killing you with this humorous guide to
saloon survival. Andy Kane takes a
hilarious, instructive look at handling
yourself properly in the wide world of
American saloons. From the neighborhood
pub to waterfront dives to biker bars to
dance clubs, Andy provides advice on how
to find the right gin mill for you,
money and how to use it, entering and
exiting a bar the right way, getting
home without getting arrested, fights,
women and more. If you stop at various
taverns for a brew or two or are just
looking for fun in a strange city, this
book will give you enough tips and
tricks to enjoy your night out safely
and hassle-free! 5 1/2 x 8 1/2,
softcover, Illustrations, 112 pp. |
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SECOND AMENDMENT REVENGE BOOK
- $18.00
Standing up for our rights is
what true patriotism is all about. In
recent years the Bill of Rights – the
single most important document to our
personal freedoms as Americans – has
been under relentless attack by
short-sighted liberals, with the Second
Amendment their favorite target. But
some of us still believe our Founding
Fathers were right – that gun ownership
is the individual right of every
law-abiding American citizen. That’s
where George Hayduke comes in. The
Master of Revenge has gathered the best
pranks, stunts and media
attention-getters from his legendary
legion of covert cohorts. Learn
fiendishly clever methods for getting
back at anti-gun busybodies, hunting
foes, officious officials and other
socialist dweebs who would revoke our
rights. Read on as pro-gun journalists
weigh in with arguments supporting
lawfully armed Americans. This hilarious
book on creatively comical ways of
preserving our personal freedom should
be on every American’s reading list.
For entertainment purposes only. 5
1/2 x 8 1/2, softcover, 184 pp. |
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TENANTS REVENGE
- $14.99
Now Andy Kane evens the score
in the battle of tenants vs. landlords.
When Kane wrote Care & Feeding of
Tenants, he loaded the gun against
tenants. Now he's written a book just
for tenants. Find out how to get free
rent, phone and electricity; get more
heat; break a foolproof lease; beat a
landlord in court; wipe out cockroaches;
and order repairs and redecorations at
the landlord's expense. 5 1/2 x 8 1/2,
softcover, illus., 96 pp. |
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UP YOURS!
- $18.99
Advanced revenge techniques
and original dirty tricks from the
author of Get Even. Here are the
meanest, nastiest pranks for snakelike
salesmen, nagging relatives, nosy
neighbors and all those people you love
to hate. Read Up Yours! and start
getting even today! For entertainment
purposes only! 5 3/16 x 8 1/4, softcover,
220 pp. |
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